Found in an old google drive, vintage 2009:
Luke was a food licker
you know these people?
There was probably one in your kindergarten class
they lick food to claim it
Like if there’s a half-dozen donuts in the foyer outside
Luke would lick all the jellies
Or if there was just one cookie left
Luke would lick it
and then be all, “whatever, you can eat it”
“but you’d be kissing me”