Years ago, bathroom luminopsychology was a virtually unknown field. Bathroom lights in office buildings were not considered an important factor in employee moral and it was common for building managers to use the cheapest fluorescent lights they had in employee bathrooms. Well, all that is about to change.
The groundbreaking work of bathroom luminopsychologist Craig Warrey is sparking a paradigm shift in the way we light our public toilets. Not only does Dr. Warrey have the intelligence and drive to explore this previously unknown field, he also has the courage to confront and break down our societal taboos while discovering fundamental truths of our psyches. “A man,” Dr Warrey writes, “undergoes many subtle yet important changes in his confidence level while using the toilet. In a set of almost unconscious actions, he checks his hair, breath, dress, the quality of his shave, and of course, his penis. A series of scientific studies conducted at Johns Hopkins University reveal that men rate the appearance of their penis an average of 28 percent lower when viewed under flickering fluorescent light than under the glow of a warm incandescent bulb. Skin blemishes and pubic irregularities are much more noticeable under harsh light, and being confronted with such genital imperfections have significant impact on mens’ confidence, and subsequently, their productivity(Warry et al, 1991). The psychological benefits of improving the quality of the light under which men observe their genitalia are immeasurable. ”
We here at Bañoca have taken Dr. Warry’s words to heart and turned his ideas into a successful business. We’ve transformed over 20,000 company bathrooms around the nation, replacing standard fluorescent lighting with our patented Confid-o-bulb(tm) lighting solution. We’ve boosted productivity, morale, and touched countless lives–will yours be next?
