Archive for December, 2007

The Michael Krystoph Experience

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

So, I just had this very cool guy, Mike, come and surf my couch in LA. He’s a busker who hitched out to LA from Austin and is traveling around california and the southwest, playing music in the street to earn enough money to keep going. He does this awesome kind of music that’s completely acapella– he sings into an electronic looper and makes his own beats and basslines, and then sings over that. It’s all improvised, and it’s all very good. We went down into Hollywood last night and Mike sang and I took pictures and told passers-by that I was hired muscle. It was excellent. Meeting people like this is exactly why I’m into couchsurfing.

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Some more pictures here

Environ-meddlers

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

So, I drive a hybrid. That’s right–I’m an environmentalist. I do my part to cut pollution, and all the rest of you chumps and suckers are raping this planet with your gas-guzzling cars. Man, I’m so much more environmental than you.

I’m also carbon neutral. I buy carbon credits to offset everything I do, be it flying across the country or just eating a cheeseburger. That’s how environmentally friendly I am.

I also go to environmental protests. I give to Greenpeace. I speak for the trees. I do SO much for the environment, and now, the environment owes me. Big time.

It’s time to take a little something back from the planet. Time to have fun on this green earth I fight so hard to preserve. Time to do all those things I’ve been wanting to do.

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These are the days when you wish your bed was already made

Friday, December 14th, 2007

I went down to the downtown LA arts walk last night with this massive group of LA couchsurfers. It’s totally awesome–all of downtown gets completely opened up and turned into art galleries one night every month and thousands of crazy art types descend on the city, the city lights up and there’s music in the streets. Afterwards, we went to go see West Indian Girl play at the Bordello–it was pretty awesome space-pop, but what really made it was the Mariqueen Maandig, the girl lead singer. MAN, she can sing! She’s intense, too. It’s like she’s perpetually posing for an epic rock shot and actually pulling it off. There was a point when her hair was covering her face and she was just wailing into a megaphone when I found myself wishing I either had a camera or the ability to command norse hunting falcons with my mind.

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Now that we’re settled in Silverlake, we’re looking for warehouses again. I found this amazing warehouse near chinatown, but even hearing about it was an exciting process. There’s a ton of warehouses in that area, but I didn’t see any ‘for rent’ signs, so I took a couple hours one morning and went biking around, giving people my ‘inventor’ shtick and asking if there was a couple thousand square feet of space I could sublet. It turns out that this is where all the clothes in LA are produced, and I walked into a lot of sweatshops (maybe that’s the wrong word, but I’m not sure what else to call a huge warehouse packed with people sewing and ironing clothes). I talked with a lot of workers and everyone seemed to know someone who had a building in the area. After a bit of pinballing around, I heard about this mondo two-story warehouse that’s just starting up. It’s also next to acres and acres of park, real close to the Chinatown metro stop and downtown, and its in this cool creative area with lots of artist lofts on the nearby blocks. My only problem now is tracking down the owner–I went by the warehouse on a couple different days and knocked/hollered at the door, but there was no one there, so I googled one of the company names from a sign near the warehouse and emailed asking for the owner’s contact info. It’s kind of ridiculous that it’s such a long shot, but I’ve got hope, and it’s such a cool spot that I’m willing to do a bit of extra work to find space.

 

We’re also looking at a couple other warehouses in Chinatown and downtown LA that look like they’re also pretty cool. Hopefully we’ll be in a warehouse by the end of the month, and it’s made easier this time by n-e-r-v-o-u-s taking off like a rocket and making money hand over fist (well, finger over finger at least), so we’re not completely scrabbling to get the money to put the space together.

That’s not even a small percentage of the news, but I gotta go lasercut some more stuff. And listen to Dan Bern.

We pulled into Rome
With blood in our eyes
After days of travelin'
Months of lies
Taking our various
Turns at the wheel
Taking booze
And pot and cigarettes
Anything not to feel
No one had slept
No one had eaten
Our bodies were bad
Our spirits were beaten
Together we dragged
All of us down
As we staggered through Rome
Blaming the town
Blaming the students
For worship of others
Blaming the cops
And blaming their brothers
And never quite looking

 

Ourselves in the heart
And minute by minute
Growing further apart

Julia, Julia
Where have you gone?
Why have you vanished
Off of my lawn?
Julia, Julia
Where is your truck?
Where have you driven
With all of my luck?

But even old bull fighters,
Their grave stones in sight,
Must search 'till they unearth
One last bull to fight
And so it was with us,
So near to the end
One last story to tell
One last hill to defend
One glance to avoid
One guitar to strum
One untruth to be told
One last song to be sung
And you, the most brilliant,
Most driven, most keen,
Jewel of a bastard
I ever have seen
And you and your turn
A good bitch of the nile
So real to the end
Nothing left to defile
And me in the middle,
Along for the ride,
The unwilling distraction
From familiocide
And knowing our weaknesses
No one refrained,
From picking
And prodding
'Till nothing remained

Julia, Julia
Where have you gone?
Why have you vanished
Off of my lawn?
Julia, Julia
Where is your truck?
Where have you driven
With all of my luck?

And now in this kitchen
Miles from home
Miles from anything
Miles from Rome
Rome was a bust
Rome was a scream
Rome was the final
Rapid eye movement
To this dream
We scattered like leaves
Like pieces of dust
Warriors watching
Their swords and shields rust
And now as we descend
To couches and clocks
To closets and appointments
Let us drink to the rocks
Let us drink to the sand
To the winds which have blowed us
Let us drink to the rivers
Let us drink to the road

And if you travel this far
From either conscience or greed
Have one piece of advice
That I think you should heed
If ever your travels
Take you this far from home
Consult your map carefully
Stear clear of Rome



Julia, Julia
Where have you gone?
Why have you vanished
Off of my lawn?
Julia, Julia
Where is your truck?
Where have you driven
With all of my luck?

 

Crocodile Farming

Monday, December 10th, 2007

I’ve been reading up on Crocodile Farming on CDW3D.  There’s a lot about raising crocodiles commercially that I didn’t know.  Here’s some of the most illuminating tidbits:

Pens with rounded corners are the most successful. Crocodiles frequently choose to lie together in a pile. Square corners allow them to pile up against the angle, smothering those on the bottom and sometimes allowing animals to climb over the fence. With rounded corners, the pile cannot grow very high before the crocodiles slide sideways and the heap collapses.

Removing crocodiles from an earth pond can prove difficult, since most will take refuge in their burrows.

A pretanned hide is called a crust.

Killing is done most quickly and humanely by catching the crocodile with a noose and severing the spinal cord just behind the skull.

Because of the animal’s burrowing capabilities, it is important to provide a strip of land 4 m wide between the pool’s edge and the boundary fence. Otherwise, crocodiles may tunnel beyond the fence line. Fences must be buried at least 1 m deep to intercept the burrows and to prevent predators from burrowing in. Burrowing, however, can be hazardous, because the burrows can collapse and suffocate the animals.

Alternatives

Monday, December 10th, 2007

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Technology for everyone!

Monday, December 10th, 2007

So, this is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a long time: CDW3D is a repository of useful information on everything from snail and crocodile farming to various solar technologies to leprosy. It’s so friggin cool, I can’t get enough of it. There’s also a TON of info. I’m literally jumping around in my seat while I’m writing this, because I just want to go sit somewhere quiet and read this stuff for the next six months.

Blowing my nose

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Blowing my nose is wonderful.  Until recently, I thought of blowing my nose as something to do only when it ran or was stuffy.  I was pleasantly surprised to find that constantly clearing my nose clears my head and makes my voice less nasal and flat.  Also, it feels great!  Now, I blow my nose every day, sometimes more!  hooray!

New Shirt

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

As long as I’m catching up on five days’ worth of posts, here’s a nice closeup of my lovely new shirt.

I want Electropunk to come back–it kinda flashed by, but I don’t think we really took it to its full potential.  I’m thinking necklaces of 7805s, Jesus crown-of-thorns LED halos, twisted transistor bracelets.  Taking all the components for a webserver and twisting the leads together to weave a working webserving shirt.  Pants made out of circuit boards held together with flex ribbon cable.  It could be so cool!  Anyone can go buy some little blinky shirt from thinkgeek–punk is about defining yourself, not buying shit.  Where’s all the 1337 electrohacker fashion? (just don’t wear it to Logan…)

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Maybe I missed the boat on this, but I’m really digging PJ Harvey. I just heard her for the first time, and I like it. I’m also starting to warm to Le Tigre after listening to Dude Yr So Cool and loving it.

Making stamps

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

So, I challenged Sloan to a stamp-off: one week to make a rubber stamp and mail it to the other contestant. I’d never made a stamp before, but clearly it was time to learn. Making the stamp itself only took a little while, but I really wanted to come up with something cute, yet tragic. So, after years of extensive research, here is the cutest, tragic-est thing ever: caterpillar.jpg

Toilet seat covers

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

The toilet seat covers at work are called “Lifesavers.” The name is printed all over them, stamped everywhere they could put it. There’s something I really object to about products, and worse, product ads that imply danger or deficiency on my part. These seat covers are just an example–mouthwash, deodorant, rogaine, antibacterial moist towelettes, the interchangeable paper seat covers on airplanes. All these are little nuanced markets in our society that exist only because marketers plant the idea in our minds that there is something wrong about us or the way we do things. Makeup, diet books, lipo clinics–all these money-making areas first have to induce dissatisfaction, otherwise the majority of us wouldn’t care about them. As a culture, we’re become obsessed with germs, with avoiding contact, with maintaining superficial appearance, not because of any innate personal or cultural needs or desires, but because ads we’re exposed to practically since birth indoctrinate us with ideas and personal habits that lead to a more consumerist lifestyle.

Personally, I try to live a life with as few insecurities and neuroses as possible, but I know I’m vulnerable to suggestions. I hate that companies thrust artificial insecurities upon us under the guise of health or hygiene concerns. I heartily recommend that everyone actively take time to fight their neuroses–stop spending all your time worrying about what people think and colds you might catch! Get yourself a little dirty! Find out what you smell like behind the Tommy Hilfiger perfume! And above all, enjoy the freedom that comes from rebelling against the feelings of imperfection that have been stamped into us.